'I can't put a name to the face, but judging by what you've got in your hand there, you're definitely not Ben Affleck.' Jay looks him up and down a few times like she's considering the question, cocking her head to the right. 'You mean we have to have sex inside like normal people? Can't we just tell them who you are?' Can't give him an excuse to call the residence board on us.' 'Much as that appeals to me, I kinda like my house, and that guy next door has had it in for us for months. Oh no, she's not drunk, but she's got enough in her to be pretty fresh. and the air's not all that cold and she's the one with her shoulders bare while he's sitting pretty in his tux jacket. Jensen damn near shivers at that, even though it's L.A. 'Want you to fuck me right now,' she whispers. She returns it like she's dying for him and she doesn't waste any time moving her hand down, cupping his dick in one enormous palm.

Jensen doesn't say anything else, just coaxes her mouth open with his tongue and kisses her slowly. 'Again? This must be a good night for you.' 'Mmm,' he says, cocky smile as he leans in to catch her lips. 'Using the promise of future pretty dresses against me is cheating, Jensen. 'Well, fuck,' she says, hanging her head a little as she turns and leans against the doorjamb facing him. 'But I can buy more, don't you see? Unless I'm dead.' 'Ah,' Jensen says, finally getting his hand around her waist, his dick pressed to the back of her, and no goddamn bunch of fabric under his shoes for her to lecture him about. Which makes the stupidly long train his fault. 'You love me too much, and 'sides, I bought the dress.' 'You can't kill me,' he says, stepping up to her but more careful this time. Cut the man a break, he just won a fucking Oscar. 'Cause that's what they've been drinking.ДЄlright, so Jensen's not sober either. She's not drunk, but she is all bubbly-hah, bubbly.

'Step on this dress and I will kill you,' Jay says, her voice light as she laughs. Summary: It's the night of the Oscars, and Jensen and Jay are both winners. >:) #transparency PS: Sorry, Ben Affleck. Also, can we please talk about how awesome and incredible clex_monkie89 is because about a month ago we spent a whole day spamming each other with dresses, picking and choosing which parts should be on Jay's (I'm sure our Chat was JUST THRILLED to see the return of Anita spam) and now she is ACTUALLY DRAWING IT and it is a goddamn masterpiece so far, so I will edit it in here when it is ready and you can please leave her a comment to let her know how awesome it is and that way I can convince her to draw me more things for timestamps farther down the line. Yeah, what, okay, so my Id has no subtlety and nobody who both read this story and knows how obsessed I am with it is surprised to see this posting today. Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content (as should be obvious considering the verse, there is genderplay, and the porn in this installment is coded as het) and language.ДЄuthorвЂ™s Note: This is a timestamp in my Drag Queen!Jared Verse, set after Oh, My Queen! and before Shiver With Anticipation.

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